Monday, January 08, 2007

My nomination for the S. Fred: God

Eli Rabett is calling for nominations for the prestigious S. Fred awards, and I’m happy to oblige. The Golden S. Fred is awarded to the person or persons whose achievements in spreading climate change disinformation are unmatched by the ordinary, every-day shill.

Viscount Monckton of Brenchley is the early bookie’s favourite, carrying short, almost unbackable, odds.

There are, however, many other deserving recipients, among them John Andrews of Climate Audit.
[Monckton’s] backgrounder in particular is a pretty good overview of the current state of the science, such as it is……
But really, one omniscient, omnipresent entity stands out: God.

Ghostwritten by the inspired mortals of the A Beka Book publishing house for home-educating impressionable children, Science Order and Reality represents God’s will.
Because most environmental scientists see the universe and even life itself as mere products of chance, it is easy for them to visualize potentially catastrophic changes occurring on Earth. As Christians we must remember that God provided certain ‘checks and balances’ in creation to prevent many global upsets that have been predicted by environmentalists.
One doesn’t like to preempt the IPCC 4th report, but it can be assumed God’s ‘checks and balances’ aren’t prominent.

But wait, there’s more!

Channeling the Creator, Science of the Physical Creation states:
All of the scientific evidence indicates that there is no danger of a global warming disaster.
Although God’s recent performances have been lackluster, she has proven form in attempting to overthrow the scientific orthodoxy. 2007 will be her year.